Sources say the former president was spotted on a boat near the infamous island prison, where he allegedly attempted feed somebits to a massive alligator. Witnesses claim that Trump even got a little overly familiar with the creature, causing some whispering. The {entireincident was captured on video, and the footage have instantly gone trending online.
- We don't know why Trump
- deliberately went there
- conspiracy theories abound that he wastrying to make a statement
Hot off the Press: The Donald and the Danger Lizards!
A shocking development is unfolding at Mar-a-Lago as we speak/right now/at this very moment. Sources report that former President The Donald has confronted a pack of super creepy lizards, said to be mutated by radiation/the result of government experiments/escaped from Area 51.
Local reporters claim to have seen the former leader battling with the creatures, wielding a golf club. The situation is still developing/unfolding/sketchy, and we check here await official statements from the White House.
Stay tuned for more updates on this utterly bonkers event!
Big T's Wild Tour of Alcatraz
Get ready for a wild ride, folks! Tweeter-in-Chief is hitting the rock/island/prison like never before in a tour/experience/adventure they're calling the Gator Gauntlet. Sources say he's planning on showing off/lecturing about/taking control of the island, wearing a MAGA hat the whole time. He's even said he will order a giant cheeseburger from McDonald's during his visit. This ain't your grandma's tour of Alcatraz, folks. Brace yourselves!
- Will Trump be able to handle the cold?/Will Alcatraz stand up to Trump?/Can anyone stop Trump?
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Gator Jail? Definitely, Declares the Donald
Folks, lemme tell ya somethin'. This situation down in Florida is gettin' ridiculous. They got these crocodiles runnin' free. And what do they do? Nothing! They just let 'em roam around. But not me, I wouldn't stand for that. We gotta get tough of these reptiles. That's why I say we gotta build a croc correction facility - Alcatraz for alligators, folks! That's what makes America great, takin' care of problems.
- Drain the Swamp!
Trump's Wild Ride: Presidential GATOR Safari!
This ain't your typical campaign rally, folks. The President himself is hitting the glades on a wild expedition. That's right, we're talking about Trumphunting for gators. Sources say he's packing his favorite hat and ready to unleash some swamp-justice. Will he emerge victorious? Only time will tell!
This Is Crazy! Trump Goes Cage Diving With Gators
Folks, you are totally gonna want to hear about this! The Donald himself, previous Prez Trump, has decided to embark on a wild expedition. He's trading his golf clubs for some serious courage and is going into a tank full of hungry alligators! Rumor has it that this whole thing was an attempt to boost his image.
What could ever be more wild? Only time will show.